thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

jayda95:

me when y’all post selfies

princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

The most iconic moment of the interview +

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.